by myjetpack:














My book of cartoons “You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack” is out now. Click here for details.
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by myjetpack:

My book of cartoons “You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack” is out now. Click here for details.

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mutualize:

thesassycat:

People tend to confuse friendliness with flirting and thats real dangerous

they also confuse my death threats with being sarcastic and thats real dangerous

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Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

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Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.

(via heyh8r)

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me: i need to get good grades on this tests
me: *doesn't study*
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shardula:

watercolor + acrylic on arches paper. #mayannlicudine
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shardula:

watercolor + acrylic on arches paper. #mayannlicudine

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sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

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superlock11:

dirkfromstatefarm:

theshauneed:

canadianslut:

Demi Lovato deconstructs the patriarchal society in one sentence.

#DOES THIS GUY #KNOW WHO THE FUCK #HE IS TALKING #TOO

In case you were wondering 

You guys need to see the video because Simon does the same shit to her too and she shuts them both down, I LOVE her for that

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graceebooks:

never let a white guy tell you shit when you’re walking or driving throw them the finger or roll down your window and yell at them because they go through life thinking they’re in charge and you won’t step to them

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thebicker:

newwavefeminism:

infernumequinomin:

nicolas-christ:

Pantene Philippines #whipit Labels against women

This is so relevant it’s not even funny.

That vanity issue. Telling they’re worthless if they don’t look dolled up, but are shallow if they doll themselves up.

They’ve done studies that prove this is absolutely true (not that any of you doubted it). Sheryl Sandberg wrote about it a lot in Lean In, in the context of how bosses and job applicants are perceived. It’s known as the Heidi/Howard experiment. A man and a woman with equal accomplishments are viewed completely differently. Women are viewed as either nice or competent - not both. 

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coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

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